Gift Guide // Week 2
Stay Wild
Do you give good gifts?
Well, here are some ideas to help you gift gooder!
(Head's up, there's a lot of rattlesnake fart references in this guide. We don't have a reason for it. Sorry if you're offended.)
These shades don't just help your face look fancy, they keep your eyes protected. If you love the eyes of the person you're gifting to give them these shades by Northern Lights Optics. The leather side panel will protect them from wind, sun, snowflakes, and rattlesnake bites.
Everyone and their mother skates! So you can't go wrong with this one. Designed for free riding around the city the Ripple Ridge by Landyatchz has a deep rocker and can fit any style of wheel your mother prefers. Oh, and peep that awesome ripply edge. Moves smooth as a rattlesnake farting in the sand!
Dropping electronics in the water has never been this much fun! Scosche makes waterproof outdoor tech gear that dares you to put it to the test. Know anyone who might be a good tester for these speakers?
Are you the type to bring truffle oil on a camping trip just to drizzle it on some popcorn? Yes you are. We all are, we just don't admit it till we've got the fancy stuff in our mouths. So put the fancy stuff into your friends mouths with sparkling cava wine by Segura Viudas!
Nerf is for baby gun nuts who don't give an eff about the environment. Give the kids driftwood guns! It'll be good for their imaginations and gooder for the planet.
Have you been outside lately? It's colder than a rattlesnake's night fart (cold blooded). So keep you're lovely feet warm with these plush boots from your buds at Sanuk.
Getting new pants might be better than getting a new car. So if you're going to make the investment get some pants that will last through the crazy shit you put them through. The Cast Iron pants by Edgevale are made in the USA with a cotton duck and CORDURA® nylon blend. They're tough as iron, but soft as rattlesnake farts.
It's a known fact that every balls-out bad-ass rattlesnake-wrangling outdoorsy freak takes 1-2 hours everyday to lazy around like a human donut. Give the gift of glaze with these slippers by Sanuk.
A good pocket knife handles any obstacle that pops up. The Country by James Brand is a sweet and simple knife that can gut rattlesnakes and open cardboard boxes without making a big deal about it. Gift this to a minimalist!
The Willow Pack by Alite Designs might look cute, but it's a freaking monster! It's got a trampoline back panel that functions like an old school external frame. It's light weight and will be your best buddy on a day hike to a secret hot spring or rock formation that looks like a pile rattlesnake poop.
Buy a river! No joke. If you're serious about protecting the environment give the gift of environmental stewardship and Help Us Save Blue Creek.